Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
EVERYONE AGREES THEY\'VE had enough of the LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS BIKERS THAT HAVE ARRIVED IN SOUTH PARK. THE BOYS ARE TAKING ON THE HARLEY RIDERS. THEY THROW DOWN THE F WORD AND THE GAME IS ON.
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class.
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He\'s freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won\'t leave Ike alone.
Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.
It\'s Pinewood Derby time in South Park, while working on the Derby car, Randy has come up with a plan for Stan to win first place.
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious.