Season 13 Episode 8 - Dead Celebrities
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He\'s freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won\'t leave Ike alone.
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He\'s freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won\'t leave Ike alone.
It\'s Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant friend, who will give birth to their Lord\'s son. Everything is going well until Stan learns who these critters worship.
Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him...or will he?
Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave.
South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and \"Rick\" Cartman are the anchors for \"Super School News.\" Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather and Kyle covers sports. All is going well until Craig premieres a new show that gets much higher ratings than the boys\' news program. So, they set out to get better ratings by finding a great story.
A horrible secret from their days in Pre-School comes back to haunt the boys. Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall, and he\'s out for revenge for a crime he didn\'t commit.
The Mega-store that is Wall-Mart finally opens in South Park. But the store seems to have a strange power over the townsfolk...they can\'t stop themselves from buying items at Wall-Mart\'s low, low prices.
Kyle and Cartman are fighting about who would make a better school mascot, now that the South Park Cows are considered offensive by PETA. Kyle thinks it should be a Giant Douche, while Cartman believes it should be a Turd Sandwich. Stan on the other hand, could care less, and refuses to participate in the vote.
The citizens of South Park find themselves in a bad spot when people from the future start traveling back in time to find work. The future is such an overcrowded, desolate place that the only work to be found, lies in the past. How will the townsfolk react when they lose their job to a Gooback?
There\'s a new neighbor in South Park, Mr. Jefferson, and he loves children so much, he has all sorts of toys, rides, and food. But is Mr. Jefferson just your average neighbor, or is he hiding a secret?